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trickstercheebs: warminvention: mortifiedandawesome: i am unsure what i like more everything? :) that looks like it itch taking off.. or is that a bra under all that shit? Ooohhh, yes~
crimsonkinghgf: Great post… but FUCK Vimeo!!!! They constantly deleted everything I tried to upload there, screaming about their fucking explicit content policy. I was like have you motherfuckers looked around? Nude shit everywhere, vids months old.
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kisbe: Things are starting to look complete… ONE WEEK TIL CONStill need to fix a few things (like alter the shit out of that hat) and distress everything :’)As always, gotta credit @dei-sandvich for all the mask-making. SHE’S AMAZING
bakrua: ever wanted to do some stuff? like, different stuff? tired of having to scroll through your huge ref tag? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Have a masterpost of LITERALLY EVERYTHING which took me 5 hours to make so reblog it Art: Painting tutorial Female/male
vxcs: edit: ugh, the resizing makes everything look like shit.Oh GodI feel so nervous, it feels so wrongI don’t want to leave this behind yet. I’m not finished yet. One of my 1080p offline recordings doesn’t have a cum shot. My last 3 show recordings
If this is you, your identical twin, or look alike. I hope you find me soon. You are all man and everything that I could ever want in a man. Hung like a horse, Built like a brick shit house, and dominant MAN!. Hope to meet you soon.
thehumon: The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like. They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers
SHIT I just dropped my tablet while taking my headphones off. Luckily it looks like everything is still working okay. I gotta be more careful.
everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO woAh WOAH the first time this was on my
chrysanthemumpink:pizza-and-ramen:red-mercer:possum-adjacent:dankmemeuniversity:go girl give us nothingIf you’re buying Apple shit in the 2020s you totally deserve the ripoff that you getThe fucking option that includes an Ethernet port just puts it
lady-sith: Do you see everything that is wrong with this picture?! Look at this seriously, this is justin beiber, in like candyland…candyland is fucking kid shit look at how child appealing this is. Than do you see that in the background it says SEX.
fyeahvideogamebootlegs: This looks like it was rigged by people who fix everything with duct tape. holy shit
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO Ooooooooo HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOO IM SLEEPING
monkanart: Don’t mind me, just having one of those “I can’t draw anything and everything looks like shit”- moments.
i’m looking at the main pictures that are used for Obama and romney in the campaign and Obama looks all nice and friendly while romeny looks like he’s saying “I will shit on everything you love”
miss-nerdgasmz: colonelcheru: izzetheking: collage of mitt romneys mouth turned on its side They look like butts Explains why everything that came out of his mouth was shit
fuckingdavestrider: vicvicious: mrs-loki-hiddleston: acutepencil: I did not order this box of cat. HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE I NEED dont lie the info is on that pamphlet it has a cat on and everything you sooo did order a box
emberwing: ALRIGHT GUYS HOLD UPSo Dipper’s eyes look like Bipper eyes right when everything went to shit, and that’s ominous and distressing enough on it’s own, but I went back to look and here’s the thing.Everyone’s eyes look like that. For
factsmyguy: hennyhardaway1: timbs-n-henny: sobeitjay: babyhueyyy: dormtainment: dipsetanthem: The fastest way to get 360 waves Everything I know a fucking lie. these motherfuckas hey that’s cheating I used to bus my ass to have my shit spinnin
90svigilante: ant-hobbs: blackgirlsreverything: It looks so painful though 😂😂 I feel like everything before smart phones were painful It says “happy home” They had bolt-action dildos I’m dead 💀💀💀💀
hysterics: can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate
mymompickedthisurl:liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
stormyink: you know after being gone for months I expected everything to look a lot different but it’s rly the same except half the people I follow have changed their URLs and I don’t know anyone anymore it’s like a game of guess whobut helloI’m
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em? Three inches
cryztalgemz: the-goddamazon: angrybabysitter: this ponytail is everything Goddamn and the light caught that shit just right. She’s crowned in rosy auburn clouds. she looks like a powerful sky warlock
pr1nceshawn:What Everything Looks Like To Dogs by Robert Brown.ahoboandhisbox look at this shit i’m positively wheezing
0sbrain:Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of themif you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like thisgetting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the
tittyphysicist: I love when a nigga look at you all mesmerized and shit. Not in a “I wanna fuck the shit outta you rn” way but in the way where you know they’re admiring you for everything that you are.Even though I like the former too.
500daysofsassy: celestialteez: 500daysofsassy: are you fuckin shitting me his face looks like a sack of potatoes If by “sack of potatoes” you mean “manifestation of beauty and sex and everything right in this world” then yes. no i mean
clearmind-healthybeing:I fucking hate seeing shit like this. I eat around half of the foods that are shown in the picture on the left yet I look like the right. There’s people who eat everything on the right and still look like the left. I’m so tired
everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO
incexxx3: - Honey, where are you? Oh my god!!!- Hey honey, you’re early.- Dad, I can explain everything…- You don’t have to explain shit. - Get off of him right now!- Yeah mom, you can stop now.- Looks like your father didn’t stop fucking his
iamhoneybadger: Those CAA grips and in fact, everything CAA makes looks like cheap shit and feels cheap.
aplpaca: “do you like voltron?” YES YES YES YESALKSDBLLBAKLSDL AAAAAAAA “are you in the voltron fandom?” i greatly enjoy about 1.12% of it if thats what youre asking
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em? 50 shades of fucking accurate.
(just a heads up, if you’ve tagged me in fanart or fanfiction and i haven’t reblogged it yet, that’s solely because my memory is shit. but i do see and save everything i can; if you see shadowpiratemonkey7 in the notes liking your stuff, that’s
thedeedeedee: TOTAL RECALL - Official Trailer - In Theaters August 3rd (by SonyPictures) Wish i could pull off everything he just did HOLY SHIT they remade Total Recall? WHAAAAT …it looks like it might be cool, but… WHERE IS MARS? i hope
askvinsit: I made this picture today :) it’s a little picture I made for ECMajor since he is a very big inspiration to me and i Love everything he does *-* hopefully he will like this even though it looks like shit :D hahaha hope you guys like it
mazerly: i’m starting a support group called “FE: fates has cool looking gameplay but everything else is shit”we can discuss characters without any of their gross supports, ignore skinship, and gay marry everyone. also there are snacks